And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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