Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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