SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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