He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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