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penguin condom
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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