And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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