plz talk dirty to me
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Randomize
