Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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