We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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