HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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