I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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