we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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