I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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