sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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