At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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