I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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