you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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