I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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