You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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