What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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