Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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