For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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