I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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