Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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