my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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