I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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