I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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