Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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