I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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