he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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