Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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