Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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