soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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