I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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