She said her name was "party"
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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