There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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