ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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