If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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