There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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