garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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