East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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