Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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