I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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