She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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