She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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