When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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