your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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