i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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