Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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