Already got asked if we're dating
return my video game
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Randomize
