I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Boobs are out for the taking
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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